The Great Kings of Assyria Reply to Yet More Spam Texts
A continuation of my ongoing efforts to frustrate and annoy spam texters with the help of the greatest Assyrian monarchs
This is the third entry in my ongoing series in which I attempt to frustrate and annoy spam texters by replying with modified Assyrian royal inscriptions. You can read about it in my previous article The Great Kings of Assyria Reply to Spam Texts, and its sequel The Great Kings of Assyria Reply to More Spam Texts.
In this edition, Sîn-ahhī-erība (Sennacherib) responds to Naomi about his business, and discusses the merits of King Arthur, in Chinese!
Ever since I started doing this, I’ve actually looked forward to getting stupid spam texts. The responses I get back are just so funny. I highly encourage you to do this as well, which is why at the end of my first article I provide a list of copy-pasteable inscriptions ready for use! If any of you try this, please send me the responses you get to add to my collection.